my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
Ha ha ha ha cornyy
does the UK have people who are obsessed with the US and use our slang and stuff
no we dont
we make fun of you all the time instead
we think you’re all assholes. 99% of us are team canada.
TEAM CANADA FOR THE WIN.
It’s the same with Aussies. Nobody likes you, America.
This is so accurate.
Its ok i hate America and i lived there😂😂 its so complicated like we are so stupid